How to smuggle food into amusement parks

Step 1: Pack a Ziploc-able lunch.

Step 2: Place the food and snacks at the bottom of a dark-lined backpack with multiple pouches.

Step 3: Pile wallet, keys, camera, and the like on top of food.

Step 4: Nonchalantly walk into park.

Step 5: Get in line that has male bag checker.

Step 6: Unzip various sections of the backpack while asking general questions to distract him.

Step 7: Unzip the section that is full of feminine hygiene products.

Step 8: He's done. Enjoy the park and not paying for expensive park food.