Sunday, December 13, 2009

For the woman who has everything . . .

Thank you to one of my very favorite blogger friends, bythelbs, for alerting me to these PSAs.

And to her commenters for letting me know of the far less creepy Jack Black one.



Seriously? Is it me or would that have been better coming from a woman?

And! In the name of equal opportunity public service announcements, there is one for men, too!



Anyone else think she says "prostate" a little too happily at the end there? Ewwww.

But don't despair! While those are creepy (and really horrible ideas for Christmas--if you really care, schedule it, but don't be so stupid as to put that in someone's stocking. Can you imagine unwrapping that? Can you imagine trying to say, "Er, thanks and Merry Christmas to you, too?" without being violent?) . . . as I was saying, while those are creepy, Jack Black's is far more comfortable to watch. Because who doesn't love watching Jack Black press his man-boobs into a mammogram machine? I bet Greg gets a little turned on watching this.



Because nothing says "Happy Holidays" like pap smears, prostate exams, and mammograms.

To you and yours, happy invasive exams.

7 comments:

J Fo said...

SO funny...and creepy! Jack Black seems genuinely nervous when the machine starts getting close. I agree, sure, make the appointment, but not as a gift!

Jillo said...

Are those first two for real? Yikes!

Foltron said...

Turned on, no. Educated by Mr. Black, yes.

Rebecca said...

Ok, the first 2 are VERY creepy! Jack Black is funnier - but still not a good Christmas present.

Emily said...

OH. MY. GOSH. I am horrified. and dying laughing. Yeesh. But can you imagine how those actors felt being told by their bosses that they had to do those PSAs? I guarantee the wanted to quit over it.

bythelbs said...

I hadn't seen the Jack Black one yet. Classic.

Anonymous said...

First time I saw the first one on realy tv, I thought maybe I was watching a Saturday Night Live out-take. Took me awhile to believe it was real.