Thursday, August 13, 2009

How to smuggle food into amusement parks

Step 1: Pack a Ziploc-able lunch.

Step 2: Place the food and snacks at the bottom of a dark-lined backpack with multiple pouches.

Step 3: Pile wallet, keys, camera, and the like on top of food.

Step 4: Nonchalantly walk into park.

Step 5: Get in line that has male bag checker.

Step 6: Unzip various sections of the backpack while asking general questions to distract him.

Step 7: Unzip the section that is full of feminine hygiene products.

Step 8: He's done. Enjoy the park and not paying for expensive park food.

7 comments:

Dr. Mark said...

You are the master, year in and year out.

the emily said...

Classic. I love it.

J Fo said...

total evil mastermind!

Chelle said...

You guys have been busy with all your activities and smuggling and such.

Jagged Rocks said...

LOL

terahreu said...

Ohhh that is tricky! I just hope a terrorist isn't reading your brilliant plan...

bythelbs said...

Sneaky! Love it.