Thing 1 then turns to me and says:
"If you were Santa, wouldn't you look in the mirror and stop eating milk and cookies? Why can't he be a skinny guy that eats carrots and water?"
Carrots and water wouldn't give him a belly that shook like a bowl full of jelly, though.
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and carrots and water are gross compared to milk and cookies, too.
I agree with Emily!! Who wants to nibble a carrot when you can gobble a cookie??!
Plus, if he were super skinny, he would be much less comfy when you sit on his lap. Just saying. :)
LOL!
Also overheard: "I think Jesus is Santa." Bwahahahaha! (Thing 2)
I should sit outside their bedroom door at night more often. When I pass by now and then, I hear such gems.
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