Happy Mother's Day

You know that funny email that makes the rounds every so often about Moms? I've decided to interview our kids with the same questions as an experiment . . .

Why did God make mothers?

M - Um, because they're nice.
K - To help take care of the children.

How did God make mothers?

M - By taking robot parts and turning them into other things to make bones.
K - By thinking of them and using a magic wand.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

M - Blood and bones
K - Sugar, flour, water?

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

M - Because this Mom's more nicer to these kids.
K - Because He wanted this Mommy for the family.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

M - Nice.
K - A nice little girl.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

M -To make sure he's a good Daddy.
K - To make sure he's nice.

Why did your mom marry your dad?

M - Because he wasn't mean.
K - Because she thought he would be a good Daddy.

Who’s the boss at your house?

M - Mommy and Daddy
K - Mommy and Daddy

What’s the difference between moms and dads?

M - Daddys have different hair and Mommys have different hair.
K - One's a boy and one's a girl.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

M - Play with us!
K - That's what I was going to say!

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

M - Nothing.
K - Nothing.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

M - Nothing.
K - I don't think that there would be anything to change.

Awww, very sweet. I swear I didn't coach them at all. But they are so getting chocolate for these answers!